Wednesday, December 8, 2010

More lawyers quotes

“Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.” -John Pierpont morgan


“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.” - Richard Pryors


“It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.” -  Gerald F. Lieberman


“A lawyer's advice is his stock and trade.” - Abraham lincoln


“When there is no will there is a way for the lawyers”-Austin O'Malley


“God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers” - Russian Proverbs

Law and lawyers quotes .

“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” - Robert frost


“No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it” - Theodore Roosevelt


“The more laws, the less justice.” -  Marcus Tullius Cicero 


“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.” -Mario Puzo


“Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.” -Anton Chekhov 


“The more laws are enacted and taxes assessed, the greater the number of lawbreakers and tax evaders” -Lao Tzu


We need a law that will permit a voter to sue a candidate for breach of promise”


“"Virtue in the middle," said the Devil, as he seated himself between two lawyers”


“For lawyers, winning isn't everything, getting paid is”


“He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides”


“I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge” -margaret delan


“If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers” -- George Savile


“The trouble with law is lawyers”